Happiness can be measured with cats.
Вчера пока ездили по магазинам, пока стояли в пробках, вечером я успела посмотреть тока одну серию Elementary. А потом спать, мда...
1x09 "You Do It To Yourself"
Да здравствует юмор! В одной серии Шерлок пошутил и про оргазм свиньи, и про "пришлось шпаклевать стену", и про "рад, что ты спросил", "продолжительную эрекцию... доказано мамой?".
У китайцев он был просто рок-звездой.
И "уборщика" раскусил, и следы на полу и стене увидел, и камеру нашёл, и видео с лицом преступника выторговал.
Серии мне было, как всегда, мало. = (
Немножко цитат:
Sherlock: Ugh. What is that? I asked for coffee.
Watson: Well, you asked for coffee but you got tea.
Sherlock: No. I'm British. This is not tea.
Watson: There's some traditional Chinese herbs in there. I poked around the stalls in Chinatown while I was waiting for you. I found the ingredients for the same tea my mom used to make me when I was sick.
Sherlock: Well, all due respect to your mother, I would prefer something proven by a scientific method.
Watson: The herbs in that tea have been proven scientifically to inhibit the movement of neutrophils, improve the function of protective cilia, and contribute to longer-lasting, more vasodilated erections.
Sherlock: By your mother?
Watson: Just shut up and drink it.
Sherlock: Unlikely he would notate trips to underground Chinese gambling parlor.
Bell: Excuse me?
Sherlock: That's what he was doing last night.
Bell: I know you're just waiting for me to ask you why you think that.
Sherlock: [pauses]
Bell: [sigh] Why do you think that?
Sherlock: I'm glad you asked. It was the 13's. He apartment number 13 His cell ends in 1313. He chose this office 13.
Sherlock: No shell casings, no skull fragments, no gray matter. He was killed elsewhere, and then dumped here.
Bell: Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
Sherlock: A pig's orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes.
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1x09 "You Do It To Yourself"
Да здравствует юмор! В одной серии Шерлок пошутил и про оргазм свиньи, и про "пришлось шпаклевать стену", и про "рад, что ты спросил", "продолжительную эрекцию... доказано мамой?".
У китайцев он был просто рок-звездой.
И "уборщика" раскусил, и следы на полу и стене увидел, и камеру нашёл, и видео с лицом преступника выторговал. Серии мне было, как всегда, мало. = (
Немножко цитат:
Sherlock: Ugh. What is that? I asked for coffee.
Watson: Well, you asked for coffee but you got tea.
Sherlock: No. I'm British. This is not tea.
Watson: There's some traditional Chinese herbs in there. I poked around the stalls in Chinatown while I was waiting for you. I found the ingredients for the same tea my mom used to make me when I was sick.
Sherlock: Well, all due respect to your mother, I would prefer something proven by a scientific method.
Watson: The herbs in that tea have been proven scientifically to inhibit the movement of neutrophils, improve the function of protective cilia, and contribute to longer-lasting, more vasodilated erections.
Sherlock: By your mother?
Watson: Just shut up and drink it.
Sherlock: Unlikely he would notate trips to underground Chinese gambling parlor.
Bell: Excuse me?
Sherlock: That's what he was doing last night.
Bell: I know you're just waiting for me to ask you why you think that.
Sherlock: [pauses]
Bell: [sigh] Why do you think that?
Sherlock: I'm glad you asked. It was the 13's. He apartment number 13 His cell ends in 1313. He chose this office 13.
Sherlock: No shell casings, no skull fragments, no gray matter. He was killed elsewhere, and then dumped here.
Bell: Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
Sherlock: A pig's orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes.
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